10 Hilarious BBQ Quotes

April is National Humor Month!

Did you know? National Humor Month was established in 1976 by the comedian and best-selling author Larry Wilde. National Humor Month is designed to increase public awareness of how therapeutic laughter can be. 

We try to keep things light and entertaining all year long, but we're certainly not going to pass up the opportunity for a little extra hilarity this month! To kickstart National Humor Month, here are a few BBQ quotes that are sure to have your entire table laughing. (We found these quotes on NoExcusesBBQ.com.)

Always tell the truth about your barbecue. Then you don't have to remember anything. - Mark Twain

Not everything that can be barbecued counts; and not everything that counts can be barbecued. - Albert Einstein

Spare rib anyone? - Adam

Barbecue is the shortest distance between two people. - Victor Borge

To barbecue or not to barbecue, that is the question. - William Shakespear

It is a miracle that barbecue survives formal education. - Albert Einstein

Strong the sauce in this one is. - Yoda

I have never let my schooling interfere with my barbecue. - Mark Twain

Glory is fleeting, but barbecue is forever. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Action may not always bring barbecue; but there is no barbecue without action. - Benjamin Disraeli

You're Invited To Wobbly Boots!

Ready to test out your new BBQ quotes? Come on by and help yourself to the best BBQ in Osage Beach! Wobbly Boots Roadhouse has been voted best BBQ at the Lake of the Ozarks multiple times, and it's easy to see why. We have a huge, varied menu that is sure to have something for everyone.

Are you ready to treat yourself to the best BBQ you've ever had? See you soon at Wobbly Boots!

Voted the BEST BBQ At Lake of the Ozarks by Lake Lifestyles Readers' Poll!!

To keep up with everything happening at Wobbly Boots Roadhouse, follow us on Facebook and Twitter, or check out our website at 

www.WobblyBootsBBQ.com

 

Dining Hours: 

11am - 10pm, 7 Days Week

Bar Hours:     

11am - 1am, Mon-Sat

11am -12pm Sun

Its Easy to See why Men love to BBQ!!

The BBQ Routine... 

• The woman buys the food. 
• The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert. 
• The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand. 
• The woman remains outside the compulsory three meter exclusion zone where the exuberance of testosterone and other manly bonding activities can take place without the interference of the woman. 

• THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.

• The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery. 
• The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is looking great. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he flips the meat 

• THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN. 

• The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table. 
• After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes. 

• Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.. 
• The man asks the woman how she enjoyed ' her night off ' and, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women! 

Ladies, for a real night off - be sure to come by and dine with your favorite crowd at Wobbly Boots Roadhouse or give us a call for some great carry out - 573-348-2277.

Voted BEST BBQ  in 2011 by Lake Lifestyles Readers' Poll!!

To keep up with everything happening at Wobbly Boots Roadhouse, follow us on Facebook and Twitter.

www.WobblyBootsBBQ.com

For Carryout orders:  573.348.2277

Business Hours:

Dining:11a-10p, 7 Days a Week

Bar:    11a-1a, Monday- Saturday

           11a-Midnight, Sundays